January 11, 2006
WORKS, NO?:
Condoleezza Rice's anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems (Pravda, 01/11/2006)
Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her "strict teacher" role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru."Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.
"Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!
"This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world."
That'll warm you up on a cold winter night.... Posted by Orrin Judd at January 11, 2006 12:26 PM
Perhaps Frank Rich could reply, and include some zingers about Catherine, Rasputin, Stalin, Beria, and Andropov.
And hasn't Zhirinovsky been drunk for, what, 15 years?
Posted by: jim hamlen at January 11, 2006 12:38 PMActually, I'm waiting for the nasty column in reply from Maureen Dowd on the topic of losing her reason because of her late single status.
Posted by: John at January 11, 2006 12:46 PMSounds to me like the old lech wants to see Ms. Rice in her black boots.....
Posted by: ratbert at January 11, 2006 2:44 PM