January 4, 2006

TO MARKET, TO MARKET TO SERVE A FAT PIG

Car seats supersized to fit American bums (James Bone, The Australian, December 30th, 2005)

Americans who gorged themselves at Christmas parties can take solace from the thought that the journey home will soon be more comfortable. Foreign car-makers are widening the seats to accommodate the spreading American bottom.

The front seats of Honda's 2006 Civic are 2cm wider than this year's model. Subaru's new B9 Tribeca, designed for the US market, offers front-seat passengers an extra 1.3cm over other models in the line. Mercedes Benz's R-Class Grand Sports Tourer gives front-seat riders 2.5cm of extra girth over its M-Class.

US producers say they have already accounted for the ample American derriere. But Ford, in what it says is an industry first, recently began using virtual mannequins in nine different body types - including extra large - in its computer-aided design.

The company is studying the possibility of using inflatable seats to fit passengers of every shape.

The changes are being forced on the car makers by the much-heralded "obesity epidemic" in the US, where almost one in four adults is clinically obese and almost two-thirds are overweight.

But activists for fat people's rights are still not satisfied.

Let them take trains.


Posted by Peter Burnet at January 4, 2006 7:05 AM
Comments

Car manufacturers should make huge seats as options (and heavy duty springs and shocks), just don't have me pay for it. I'm tired of subsidizing fat people. If you're too big for that seat on the airplane (and a good indication that you will be is when you can't manage down the aisle), then you should have to buy two tickets. If you have a host of medical ailments because you're fat, requiring a load of expensive medicines , don't expect the taxpayer to bail you out.

The expectation of unearned entitlement in this country needs to come to an end and fast.

Posted by: mike at January 4, 2006 7:43 AM

But activists for fat people's rights are still not satisfied.

Activists for the right to feel victimized, rather.

People of color cannot help that, religious groups rarely want more than to be recognized, gays might be that way from birth, but only about one million people in the U.S. have some biologically-based, medical condition which causes them to tend to be fat.

The rest have psychological problems, with a lack of self-control ranking highest.

I agree with mike; I have no desire to pay for mitigating the very-easily-predictable-and-preventable problems that someone else has brought upon themselves.
It's like building your home in a flood plain or on the beach - you have to know that you're going to take some water damage once in a while.

I am willing to pay for obese people to go to fat camp once a decade - maybe some of 'em will learn how to eat properly, just as some tobacco addicts quit the vile weed.

And, to that end, I'm also willing to allocate more tax dollars for anti-obesity education.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at January 4, 2006 8:26 AM

Maybe fatties subsidise the rest of us normal-sized freeloaders with all the taxable goodies they consume.

It's a bit like the smoking debate here. Smoking-related diseases cost the NHS some £1.7 billion per year, but smokers contribute approximately £8 billion per year to the Treasury in VAT.

Posted by: Brit at January 4, 2006 8:30 AM

Brit:

Not to mention that the baby boomers all keeling over from heart disease is our best bet to keep Social Security afloat.

Posted by: Mike Earl at January 4, 2006 10:02 AM

just make doorways sized so only normal weight people can get through. make it legal to apply cattle prods at will to fatties. maybe have an annual running of the fatties like in pamplona.

Posted by: dr. toe at January 4, 2006 10:46 AM

Wasn't it about a year ago that the FAA mandated new calculations on passenger weight (upping the 'average' to 185 lbs.)?

Posted by: jim hamlen at January 4, 2006 12:40 PM

Wouldn't it be nice if air-fares were on a graduated scale based on weight of passenger and luggage.
I don't think the restaurant/food/beverage/grocers industries want what any kind anti-obesity education would have to teach to get out on any kind of mass scale ("Stop eating ice cream, pizza, soda, potato chips, french fries, hamburgers, and don't let your kids watch tv and play video games all day.")
Junk food companies (open to interpretation) should be the ones to pay for it, just like the tobacco companies have.

Posted by: Grog at January 5, 2006 12:34 AM

It it just me, or is the foreign press obsessed with the idea that all Americans are behemoths?

I seem to recall a BBC reporter in the US commenting on his surprise at how thin so many Americans were...

Posted by: Mike Earl at January 5, 2006 4:32 PM
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