December 9, 2005

SHOULD HAVE HAD A FEMALE OFFICER SEARCH HIM:

Model is jailed for gun in pants (Wandsworth Guardian, 12/08/05)

A male model from Putney caught with a loaded gun in his underpants has been jailed for five years. [...]

Prosecuting, John Simmons said: "Police searched the occupants of the vehicle and this defendant seemed extremely nervous. He was asked if he had any objects on him that he shouldn't have.

"As a police officer searched his groin area he found a hard object."

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 9, 2005 6:12 AM
Comments

Obviiously the police hadn't believed that he was just glad to see them.

Posted by: Lou Gots at December 9, 2005 12:31 PM

Why don't American newspapermen write like that?

Posted by: h-man at December 9, 2005 4:32 PM

you don't want to know what i have in my pocket

Posted by: lowell george at December 9, 2005 10:22 PM
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