December 18, 2005

PICKING THE UGLIEST ONE:

Iraq vote leaves Dems looking like the losers (MARK STEYN , 12/18/05, Chicago Sun-Times)

Well, that old Iraqi quagmire just keeps getting worse and worse, if only for the Democratic Party. What was the straw they were clutching at back in January? Oh, yeah, sure, gazillions of Kurds and Shiites might have gone to the polls, but where were the Sunni? As some of us said at the time, the Sunni'll come out tomorrow. And so they did. On Thursday, they voted in record numbers, leaving Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democrats frantically scrambling for another disaffected Iraqi minority group they could use as proof that the whole crazy neocon war-for-oil scam was a bust.

Unfortunately, there don't seem to be any disaffected Iraqi minority groups left. Oh, wait, there's Ahmed at 37 Sword of the Infidel Slayer Gardens in Ramadi. Apparently, he's still rejecting the new constitution. Maybe, if we're lucky, he's got a brother who's mildly irked. Whoops, sorry, they just went off to vote, too.

Heigh-ho. The Iraq election's over, the media did their best to ignore it, and, judging from the rippling torsos I saw every time I switched on the TV, the press seem to reckon that that gay cowboy movie was the big geopolitical event of the last week, if not of all time. Yes, yes, I know: They're not, technically, cowboys, they're gay shepherds, but even Hollywood isn't crazy enough to think it can sell gay shepherds to the world. And the point is, even if I was in the mood for a story about two rugged insecure men who find themselves strangely attracted to each other in a dark transgressive relationship that breaks all the rules, who needs Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger when you've got Howard Dean and Abu Musad al-Zarqawi? Yee-haw!


In all fairness, doesn't every vote leave them looking like losers?

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 18, 2005 4:07 PM
Comments

"Liberal" in the American sense is a dirty word because it's come to stand for a shriveled parochial obsolescent irrelevance

The temptation to steal Steyn's phrases for use in personal conversation is so acute that I must term myself a Klepto-Steyniac.

Posted by: Matt Murphy at December 19, 2005 1:50 AM

This line is from the article:
"One day Iraq will be a G7 member hosting the Olympics in the world's No. 1 luxury vacation resort of Fallujah, and the Defeaticrat Party will still be running around screaming it's a quagmire."

No, they'll all be running around saying how much they supported the Liberation and how George Bush had nothing whatsoever to do with it. How many Democrats can you find who will admit to having supported the Soviet Union back in the day? No too damned many, but somebody had to.

Posted by: Bryan at December 19, 2005 5:56 AM
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