November 28, 2005

TYPHOID J-LO:

Jabs don't work on big-bummed girls (Daily Mail, 28th November 2005)

Injections may not work on some people because their bottoms are too big, researchers have said.

Many vaccines and other medications are administered by a jab in the rear, but doctors have found that needles cannot penetrate the excess bottom fat of many patients, particularly women.


But they make the rockin' world go round.

Posted by Orrin Judd at November 28, 2005 3:54 PM
Comments

They're probably talking about the two-stool bottoms -- keisters so big, they need two stools to sit on. J-Lo's not there yet, and thank goodness for that, because seeing one of those trying to escape a pair of tight cutoffs is a mind-scarring experience.

Posted by: John at November 28, 2005 4:34 PM

John:

So big that when they haul a**, they need to make a second trip...

Posted by: Rick T. at November 28, 2005 4:58 PM

Slightly off-topic, but here are some accounts of J-Lo's public behavior on the amusing Bitterwaitress.com. Warning: profanity ahead.

Remember, if you're rich and famous, always tip well.

Posted by: PapayaSF at November 28, 2005 8:02 PM

You're just bottom-feeding now OJ.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at November 28, 2005 11:24 PM

PapayaSF;

I've been forced to adopt the rule "if you have children, tip well".

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at November 28, 2005 11:55 PM

AOG: Good for you. Bitterwaitresses has some pretty outrageous stories of child (and parent!) misconduct.

Posted by: PapayaSF at November 29, 2005 2:23 AM
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