November 16, 2005

NO ONE COMPLAINS WHEN JULIA ROBERTS DOES IT:

Jackson Stirs Controversy Over Bathroom (AP, Nov 16, 2005)

Michael Jackson has stirred a small controversy in the United Arab Emirates by entering the ladies room in a shopping mall.

Heck, if he's not lurking around the diaper changing station you've dodged a bullet.

Posted by Orrin Judd at November 16, 2005 6:10 PM
Comments

Isn't beheading the penalty for "immorality" in that part of the world?

(Okay, so I'm an optimist.)

Posted by: Mike Morley at November 16, 2005 7:08 PM

Imagine his confusion, if we still had segregated bathrooms.

Posted by: AllenS at November 16, 2005 8:01 PM

Wait ... I thought it was when Eric Roberts entered the ladies room. Or is it the men's room?

Posted by: John at November 16, 2005 8:38 PM

Imagine his confusion in just choosing which bathroom to use.

Posted by: Mikey at November 16, 2005 8:41 PM

He should just wear a burka.

Posted by: MB at November 16, 2005 10:46 PM

The mere fact that Jacko has decamped for the Middle East is reason to be optomistic about the future of America.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at November 17, 2005 2:24 AM

He probably was looking for toilet paper.

Posted by: JT at November 17, 2005 12:00 PM
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