November 16, 2005
NO ONE COMPLAINS WHEN JULIA ROBERTS DOES IT:
Jackson Stirs Controversy Over Bathroom (AP, Nov 16, 2005)
Michael Jackson has stirred a small controversy in the United Arab Emirates by entering the ladies room in a shopping mall.
Heck, if he's not lurking around the diaper changing station you've dodged a bullet.
Posted by Orrin Judd at November 16, 2005 6:10 PM
Isn't beheading the penalty for "immorality" in that part of the world?
(Okay, so I'm an optimist.)
Imagine his confusion, if we still had segregated bathrooms.
Wait ... I thought it was when Eric Roberts entered the ladies room. Or is it the men's room?
Imagine his confusion in just choosing which bathroom to use.
He should just wear a burka.
The mere fact that Jacko has decamped for the Middle East is reason to be optomistic about the future of America.
He probably was looking for toilet paper.