You're such a romantic.

Posted by: AllenS at October 31, 2005 5:11 PM

And they say that tv adds 15 pounds too.

It must be a job requirement for the acting-singing business that mashed potatoes replace the brain before one spouts off on serious matters.

I sense a new C&W hit comming on.

Cheney: Losing Libby Hurts Like Misplacing TV Remote

Dick Cheney told Life magazine that breaking up with Scooter Libby was "like opening the door to your house and not being able to find the remote for your big-screen TV during the big game, but then you find it two minutes later."

C&W top song:

"You told me to turn you on, but I couldn't find your remote".

Posted by: AllenS at October 31, 2005 6:28 PM

I have no idea who these people are or what they do or what it is about them that makes them famous, or even worthy of attention, or what makes this a story, or why I should care. And I think for all that I should be extremely thankful.

(It was even more confusing when I read the first name as "Cheney".)

Cheney'd be very worried about losing the plasma.

Raoul: Now that Plame, Katrina, and Meiers are behind us, this may be the most important story of the week(I don't know who they are either, although I think she's an "important movie actress."

Chesney's got enough money. Just TiVo the the big game, go out to Best Buy and get another big screen set and put it on wall so you can watch the replay (besides, I don't remember Zellweger having that big a screen to begin with).

Zellweger is 105 lbs, soping wet. She is a very good actress, but would I rather have her or a plasma TV?

That kind of makes Renee more of a flat-screen TV, doesn't it?

kenny will have his high-def screen in two shakes of a lamb's tail, and won't look back. even I have tossed back better than RZ.