October 15, 2005
I'M A PETROPHILE, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS
WAL-MART SEX OIL SALES SKYROCKET: K-Y Product Lines Heat Up in Middle America (Drudgereport, 10/13/05)
That sex sells comes as no surprise. That it's now selling quite nicely at Wal-Mart Stores -- the naughty-magazine-yanking retail nanny -- may come as a shock, AD AGE reports. . . .The Fourth of July? Memorial Day? Posted by David Cohen at October 15, 2005 10:49 AMJ&J has found warming lubricants sell well not only for Valentine's Day but also around Memorial Day and Fourth of July. "We dubbed these sex holidays," Mr. Peterson said. "And we try to line up all our promotional efforts around them."
Up here, we line up for hours for the stuff on July 1st.
Posted by: Peter B at October 15, 2005 12:18 PMlong weekend = 'sex holiday'.
Posted by: JAB at October 15, 2005 1:16 PMIt facilitates the fireworks.
Posted by: jdkelly at October 15, 2005 1:47 PMWithout my glasses I thought you said pedophile....
Posted by: oj at October 15, 2005 3:51 PMSo here we find out what the "right to privacy" really means to people.
Posted by: Lou Gots at October 15, 2005 6:46 PM"The Fourth of July?"
Lie back and think of America.
Posted by: Robert Schwartz at October 15, 2005 6:55 PMThe Statue of Liberty doesn't get anyone else all hot and bothered?
Posted by: RC at October 15, 2005 8:32 PMIf you have something for really tall, green women who probably speak French. Besides, due to safety considerations, the National Parks Service won't let you climb around inside her dress anymore.
As for Wal-Mart, it may depend where they're selling the K-Y Jelly at in the Supercenter. If it's anywhere near the automotive or hardware sections, people may be using it to lube up their boat trailers or loosen up their stuck barbeque grills for the holiday weekend.
Posted by: John at October 15, 2005 9:26 PM. . . or oil their rifles.
Posted by: obc at October 15, 2005 11:50 PM... on their cocker spaniels.
Posted by: RC at October 16, 2005 7:49 AM