August 12, 2005
HOW DO YOU SPELL BLUE STATE? (via Robert Schwartz)
Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated (Jennifer Sullivan, Seattle Times)
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.
A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.
Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.
Only a true deviant would have sex with a horse if there's a sheep within a two hundred mile radius. Posted by Orrin Judd at August 12, 2005 11:59 PM
When are these male chauvinist pigs going to learn that "Neigh" means NO! ?
Posted by: Budd at August 13, 2005 11:30 AMWhen are these male chauvinist pigs going to learn that "Neigh" means NO! ?
Posted by: Budd at August 13, 2005 11:31 AMI think you've not taken into account that in this case, it was a stallion and it was, shall we say, in the superior position. This guy was living out his Catherine the Great fantasy. A (female) sheep suffices only for your standard pervert who's just too lazy to masturbate, and too cheap to pay someone else to do it for him.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at August 13, 2005 12:31 PMWasn't lonbud dismisive of the inhabitants of Enumclaw?
Posted by: Robert Schwartz at August 13, 2005 3:39 PMOf course he was. What he doesn't want to admit is that the majority of the patrons of this Larry Flynt-style petting zoo came from progressive Seattle neighborhoods like Capitol Hill, Fremont and the University District.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at August 13, 2005 3:51 PMOne of the advantages of growing up in Montana is that you can look at a sheep and tell if it's pretty.
Posted by: Brooks at August 13, 2005 6:53 PMMontana: at least the cows here are sane!
--Spotted on a T-shirt back in 2000 or so, when mad cow disease was a novelty, and Ted Kaczynski still recent news.
Posted by: joe shropshire at August 13, 2005 7:45 PMBrooks: Where abouts in Montana?
Posted by: David Cohen at August 13, 2005 11:30 PMBrooks: Based on your comment, my wife thinks you must have grown up in North Dakota and just claim to be from Montana.
Posted by: David Cohen at August 14, 2005 2:50 PM