August 17, 2005

DARWINLAND:

New plan for the Great Plains: Bring back the Pleistocene (Peter N. Spotts | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

Elephants roaming North Dakota? Free-range camels and lions a couple hours' drive from Denver or Oklahoma City?

That's the vision behind a new call to "re-wild" parts of North America's Great Plains. Since people are leaving the region's rural areas, the logic goes, why not create large ecological reserves with animals that are kin to the mammoths, mastodons, and cheetahs that roamed the region 13,000 years ago?

The approach echoes other proposals and projects to restore habitat in the Great Plains - with a twist. It would use the Pleistocene fossil record as a rough guide for restoration, rather than the historical record from Europeans' first contact. It might also provide a haven for large animals that are struggling to survive in their home habitats in Africa and Asia.

Researchers summarized their proposal in today's edition of Nature. Some call it "Pleistocene Park." [...]

[O]ver time the grasslands involved could reach a level of ecological and evolutionary health not seen in the region since the end of the last ice age.


Posted by Orrin Judd at August 17, 2005 1:00 PM
Comments

OK, who's going to start dumping alligators in the lakes? Or will the coelocanths go first?

Posted by: ratbert at August 17, 2005 11:14 PM

All will be fine until winter when the cold and snow wipe out the immigrants from Africa. Then there's the little problem of the lack of mastodons. But that's why there's cloning I guess.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at August 17, 2005 11:17 PM

Fantastic! Think of the big-game hunting opportunities!

[Dead-bang SERIOUS about this]

I caught the public radio piece on this today. The greenie-wacko who was pushing it was talking about megafauna predators being needed to keep things in balance. Of course this is a non-starter. Cheetahs and cougars are bad enough if you are small or a child, or appear stressed, like a jogger. Panthera leo is whole other ball of wax. Ditto cape hunting dogs. There would be more at stake than stock losses.

Therefore, exoctic mega fauna would have to be controlled by hunter ecology. There would be no other way to do, other than chasing them around to fit them with some kind of birth-control.

Count me in. Just what I needed: an excuse to buy another gun.

Posted by: Lou Gots at August 17, 2005 11:21 PM

During the campaign to introduce imported Canadian wolves to Yellowstone, supporters would go on and on about how all they wanted to do was to "restore" the ecosystem. Restore it to what? A perfect, never changing fantasy which excluded the hand of Man (in the form of Indians who hunted and started fires in the area.) And what time frame? Why, right before the Evil White Man extended his influence over the area. So consideration was given to the fact that during the Pleistoscene, just ten thousand years ago, the area was covered in ice, yet they didn't talk about restoring that ecosystem. (Or how about a half million years ago when the area was recovering from the last caldera collapse.) Then their plan assumed that once this perfection was achieved, Nature itself would cooperate and not change in any way, good or bad. And of course, since then, any deviation is solely the fault of Humanity and the Bush Administration's lack of funding.

This from people who believe in Natural Selection and Evolution and the Gospel According to Darwin and sport Darwin Fish on the backs of their vehicles and make fun of Creationists for believing in silly fantasies.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at August 18, 2005 1:32 AM

Raoul:

"This from people who believe in Natural Selection and Evolution and the Gospel According to Darwin and sport Darwin Fish on the backs of their vehicles and make fun of Creationists for believing in silly fantasies..."

...and throw like girls?

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 5:17 AM

Orrin,

I agree - the word 'evolutionary' is misplaced. Sloppy journalism.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2005 6:39 AM

Good journalism--bogus theory.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 9:04 AM

Brit:

Fun, isn't it?

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 9:05 AM

The prairie is in perfect evolutionary balance. The wooly mammoths, giant ground sloths and saber-tooth cats lost the evolutionary challenge to North America's mega-predator, Man. What's there to restore?

Posted by: Robert Duquette at August 18, 2005 9:11 AM

Robert:

You're an IDer?

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 9:17 AM

OJ:

Not as a full-time occupation. That would be tragic...

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 9:28 AM

Brit:

Believe me, it's easy.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 9:38 AM

It's Beckettian.

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 10:01 AM

Except that your Godot never comes.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 10:15 AM

Not your finest ever riposte, that.

I'd have gone for "Yes...Happy days."

Do you want to leave it a bit and come back with a better one?

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 10:27 AM

Folks are never bitchier than when the point slides home.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 10:37 AM

What a load of Krapp.

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 10:57 AM

No American's ever read more than Godot and that only because it's a class assignment. Beckett is Eurodrivel.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 11:05 AM

Folks are never bitchier than when forced to read Eurodrivel.

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 11:15 AM

I don't know if they do throw like girls, but they are incapable of applying their beliefs to the real world, or even recognizing when their actions and come into conflict with those beliefs. Because it's all a pose to show their superiority and intimidate anyone who might disagree with those beliefs.

(I guess I'm just thick and uneducated, cause I don't get the references.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at August 18, 2005 12:07 PM

OJ:

Nobody likes losing a game of ping-pong, but tinkering with people's comments is just low.

Posted by: Brit at August 18, 2005 12:13 PM

just finishing your thought.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 12:41 PM

No ID needed. We evolved big brains, they didn't, they lost.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at August 18, 2005 2:00 PM

"Good journalism--bogus theory."

The theory of evolution does not contain the concept of "evolutionary health", certainly not an artificially created one. The phrase in the article is simply sloppy journalism.

Regarding your response to Robert - what do you think is ID about "The wooly mammoths, giant ground sloths and saber-tooth cats lost the evolutionary challenge to North America's mega-predator, Man. What's there to restore?"?

He's talking about evolution, pure and simple. No Intelligent Designer in sight.

In this and in some other recent posts it seems you've taken to equating even primitive man with the Intelligent Designer. Not any old intelligent being is the Intelligent Designer.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2005 3:26 PM

Man is an intelligent designer. We decided to get rid of such creatiures and it's entirely up to us whether they survive or not.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 3:35 PM

"Man is an intelligent designer."

Yes, but that's not all that significant, since Man is not the Intelligent Designer that the notion of ID is positing. You keep conflating the two.

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2005 5:30 PM

There is no Intelligent Designer posited by Intelligent Design.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 6:00 PM

There may not be much to the notion of Intelligent Design, Orrin, but this is kinda pushing it, don't you think?

Okay, so what does ID posit, if not the existence of an Intelligent Designer?

Posted by: creeper at August 18, 2005 7:11 PM

creeper:

They posit that when you find Intelligent Design it's safe to assume that it was designed by intelligent beings.

Posted by: oj at August 18, 2005 7:28 PM

Do they not also posit that the world around us is Intelligent Design?

The term "Intelligent Designer" refers to the intelligent being(s) doing the designing in this scenario.

Unless you want to claim that IDers are happy with the assessment that the world around us is not the product of Intelligent Design, I find it difficult to see how you can say that they do not posit the existence of an Intelligent Designer.

Could you point me to an IDer that claims there is no Intelligent Designer?

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2005 4:28 AM

If there are equally likely intelligent designers, as you acknowledge, then there is no need of an Intelligent Designer in the theory.

Posted by: oj at August 19, 2005 8:17 AM

The Intelligent Designer posited by ID is by definition an intelligent designer. The converse is not true: an intelligent designer is not automatically the Intelligent Designer that is posited by ID.

Whether "Intelligent Designer" refers to an individual entity or a group is irrelevant. It merely needs to be an intelligent entity, whether supernatural being or alien race or whatever.

Why do you think there is no need of an Intelligent Designer in ID? How else do IDers propose the world around us came to be? Are there any IDers who claim there is no Intelligent Designer?

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2005 2:28 PM

OJ, you're just being obtuse on purpose. Creeper and I have backed you into a corner, and you just can't accept losing. You're just knocking over the checkerboard now.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at August 19, 2005 2:30 PM

creeper/Robert:

i'm not disagreeing with you. Intelligent Design says nothing about the nature or identity of the one or ones doing the designing. It could as well be a race of aliens as a god or gods. It is simply false to say that it posits an Intelligent Designer.

Posted by: oj at August 19, 2005 2:35 PM

Yes, Designer doesn't have to equate to God, but it does have to equate to an intelligent being. But ID is used to explain how biological beings came to be, not how they went extinct. Any old fool can kill off a species.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at August 19, 2005 2:53 PM

No, it could be many biological beings. It could be one or many deities. It could be something in a parallel universe. We have no way of knowing who or what does the designing, we can just see that Nature can't do it.

Posted by: oj at August 19, 2005 2:58 PM

Orrin,

So far it has not been shown that Nature can not do it.

"It is simply false to say that it posits an Intelligent Designer."

Not at all. It is correct to say that ID posits an Intelligent Designer but is not specific about the nature of the Designer - which can be just about anything, as long as it is intelligent and capable of designing: many biological beings, many deities, something in a parallel universe, whatever. There is no point in getting hung up on singular or plural when ID is so astonishingly vague and skimpy anyway.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2005 5:48 PM

creeper:

Exactly.

Posted by: oj at August 19, 2005 5:52 PM

Glad we agree, Orrin.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2005 5:56 PM
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