May 18, 2005

I ONLY BUY IT FOR THE BOTTLE:

Think bottled water is healthier? Friend, you are being soaked! (John Stossel, 5/18/05, http://www.JewishWorldReview.com)

Water comes out of public fountains for free. It comes out of your tap for pennies. Why buy it in bottles?

"Because it tastes better," people told us. So ABC News ran a taste test. We put two imported waters, Evian and Iceland Spring, up against Aquafina (America's best seller), American Fare (Kmart's discount brand), and some water from a public drinking fountain in the middle of New York City.

We asked people to rate the waters bad, average, or great. Many said one of the waters was bad. Which one? Why, Monsieur, that would be Evian, the most expensive, which came in last in our unscientific test. Evian had no comment. The water our testers like most came from Kmart: American Fare ranked first in our unscientific test, and it costs a third of what Evian costs. (Maybe that's why "Evian," spelled backward, is "naive.") Aquafina ranked second. Poland Spring came in fifth.

Tied for third were the water from Iceland and the New York tap water — water that may have come as much as 100 miles through the antique pipes of New York before emerging from that water fountain. Even people who said they didn't like tap water liked it when they weren't told it was tap water. Of course, your local tap water may not be as tasty, but you owe yourself a taste test before you squander more money on the bottled stuff.


Posted by Orrin Judd at May 18, 2005 8:57 AM
Comments

As one who (wrongly) thought bottled water would be a short-lived fad, it's good to know that someone else doesn't "get it."

Posted by: curt at May 18, 2005 9:03 AM

I came to Casablanca for the waters. Now he tells me I could have gone to K-Mart.

Posted by: Rick Blaine at May 18, 2005 9:10 AM

As one who (wrongly) thought bottled water would be a short-lived fad, it's good to know that someone else doesn't "get it."

Posted by: curt at May 18, 2005 9:19 AM

If you're away from home or are in an area of the country where salts and/or mineral deposits make the water taste brackish or metallic, bottled water makes sense. Why anyone would spend the money for it over Catskill Mountains water piped into New York, other than as a status symbol, is beyond me.

Posted by: John at May 18, 2005 9:49 AM

In theory bottled water is useful for avoiding Montezuma's Revenge. But in practice, it doesn't help.

Also, bottled water does not contain fluoride, and thus doesn't compromise one's Purity of Essence.

Posted by: Guy T. at May 18, 2005 10:00 AM

Actually, New York City water is rated the best as far as purity levels. Stossel should get some of the water out of a Florida tap. Its so hard you could break a tooth on it.

I've always thought Evian tasted bad and Zephyrhills brand (it may be peculiar to Florida) is pretty awful, too. Of course, my dh thinks I'm nuts to insist water has any taste at all.

Posted by: Buttercup at May 18, 2005 10:23 AM

My tap water in Manhattan used to come out brown on occasion. My tap water in NJ tasted like the Meadowlands smell.

Evian definitely doesn't taste good, but Dasani (a Coca Cola product) tastes good. So does WalMarts Sam's Choice -- in fact that's the best I've tasted so far.

Posted by: NKR at May 18, 2005 10:34 AM

The bottles are useful, so buy the cheapest water you can find at the supermarket and refill the bottles.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at May 18, 2005 10:55 AM

So Harry gets on his soapbox the other day about bottled water and you've decided to help him out? I'd like to talk to your manager now, thanks.

Posted by: joe shropshire at May 18, 2005 11:39 AM

joe:

It's just one of the many aspects of capitalism that he can't fathom.

Posted by: oj at May 18, 2005 11:48 AM

I can't carry a tap with me in my car, or on hikes, or on my bike, or to the beach. Dasani tastes good and I like it. I can put some into the fridge and get a bottle of 38 degree water whenever I want it. The water from my tap doesen't come out at 38 degrees.

If you believe that there is no difference in taste then stop by central Texas sometime and try the tap water which comes primarily from Eutrophic lakes high in phosphorous and green and red algae. This condition is created from runoff from dairy and cattle farms and it can't be treated without astronomical cost to the taxpayer. The taste is so bad that restaurants have to serve canned soda since the soda syrup isn't strong enough to cover up the taste of algae.

Posted by: Shelton at May 18, 2005 12:42 PM

Not to be a curmudgeon, but one could put a bottle of tap water in the fridge, and remove it nicely chilled, or carry it with on hikes and so forth...

As Shelton notes, there are some places, like Las Vegas, NV, where bottled water is a Good Idea, although in Vegas it won't exactly kill ya.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at May 18, 2005 1:04 PM

Best water I've ever had comes out of our well. (Send me $3.50 and I'll send you a gallon.) But when we lived in Manhattan, we drank bottled water.

Posted by: David Cohen at May 18, 2005 1:07 PM

Tap water in George W. Bush's hometown of Midland is pretty gawdawful, though not as bad as 15-20 years ago before the new reservior east of San Angelo was built. But once you get up in the mountains around Van Horn, the water's fantastic (which is one of the reasons why El Paso and some Midland and Austin businessmen are trying to figure out ways to pump it out of there and to the big cities).

Posted by: John at May 18, 2005 1:22 PM

There are reasons why there's a Stinkingwater River in eastern Oregon.

For most vile,in my experience I'd have to say the tapwater in Fallon, Nev. and the old (now removed) drinking fountain at Norris Geyser Basin in Yellowstone were at the top of the list. Part of the problem with the latter was the high arsenic content. (So high that in times of low river flow, the water of the Madison River at Three Forks, Mont. still may not meet EPA standards.) And even reconstituted Chicken flavor Cup 'o Noodles won't diguise the taste from a sulfide geothermal spring.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 18, 2005 1:55 PM

I think I would rather drink OJ's sweat then anything that comes out of a tap within the Atlanta city limits.

Posted by: BJW at May 18, 2005 2:14 PM

Yeah, joe, surprised me, too.

Taste, however, is not -- or should not be -- the issue.

My wife's uncle was general manager of the country's biggest water bottler, back when that was a minor business. He used to carry around a Washington Post story that tested bottled water v. water from public drinking fountains around the Capital.

The drinking fountain water was all sterile. All the bottled waters, except his, Mountain Valley brand, were polluted.

You don't have to know very much about capitalism to figure out how that happened.

Posted by: Harry Eagar at May 18, 2005 2:20 PM

So why is Sam's Choice not at Sam's Club?

Only in Wal-Marts AFAIK.

Posted by: Gideon at May 18, 2005 2:28 PM

Raoul,
The water from Fallon, NV is probably some of the worst in the nation. It was found to have more than twice the allowable level of arsenic and when I used to live in the area, the fish in nearby Lahontan Reservoir were declared poisonous to eat. The water here in South King County, WA is quite good.

Posted by: Pat H at May 18, 2005 3:09 PM

San Francisco tap water (already good) + Brita filter = good taste and no worries.

And did you know you can use a Brita filter to turn cheap vodka into good vodka? (Scroll down.)

Posted by: PapayaSF at May 18, 2005 3:18 PM

Detroit city water - comes from Lake Huron. Man, it doesn't get much better.

Posted by: Mikey at May 18, 2005 4:10 PM

I don't know if they still do but in the late '80s, the "Crystal Geyser" folks used to tout the O2 content of their water as being something good. Now in all my looking at chemical analyses of geothermal water, I never noticed oxygen among the dissolved gasses listed (usually it was traces of CO2, SO2 or H2S). I believe that's because the source of O2 in most water is from the plant life that was living in it. Not something you normally get from real "spring water."

(And I want my <small> and <sub> tags to work next time, too.)

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 18, 2005 5:20 PM

BJW: eeeewwwww!

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at May 18, 2005 5:24 PM

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Posted by: Eugene S. at May 18, 2005 5:52 PM
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