May 31, 2005

HONORARY FRENCH:

Paris Hilton Said Engaged to Shipping Heir (AP, 5/30/2005)

Hotel heiress and "The Simple Life" reality TV star Paris Hilton is reportedly engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis.

How could Paris love anyone so well as Paris?

Posted by Paul Jaminet at May 31, 2005 7:31 AM
Comments

A phone rings at the Latsis household:

Hello.

May I please speak to Paris.

Ho or heir?

Posted by: AllenS at May 31, 2005 8:15 AM

They'll always have Paris.

Posted by: Mike Morley at May 31, 2005 9:56 AM

Why would anyone give a damn about whatever she does?

Posted by: Genecis at May 31, 2005 10:14 AM

Paris is worth a Mass?

Posted by: Jim in Chicago at May 31, 2005 10:31 AM

Notre Dame or Montparnasse for the ceremony?

Or Euro-Disney?

Posted by: jim hamlen at May 31, 2005 10:38 AM

You have to admire her. No talent. Too shinny. Funny looking. And yet she has made a career out of being a tramp with a famous name. There is no evidence that she really has money. A career out of peroxide, pr and pure shamelessness.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at May 31, 2005 12:46 PM
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