April 21, 2005

THEY HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN ANYONE AT CIA:

US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work (Tom Leonard, 21/04/2005, Daily Telegraph)

Posted by Orrin Judd at April 21, 2005 8:36 PM
Comments

Probably b/c the monkeys didn't come thru the Ivy League group-think pipeline.

Posted by: Jim in Chicago at April 21, 2005 9:00 PM

and the best part is they work for peanuts -- literally (or is that figuratively)

Posted by: cjm at April 21, 2005 10:38 PM

The monkey will not work to subvert the presidents policies.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at April 21, 2005 11:47 PM

I dunno - arming monkeys doesn't sound like such a good idea - little beggers can do all that Matrix stuff without the wire-fu and use two to four guns at once.

"...and the fires, and the yelling, and the monkeys..." - Prof. John Frink

Posted by: Mikey at April 22, 2005 2:13 PM

Glavin!

Posted by: Jim in Chicago at April 22, 2005 6:11 PM
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