February 2, 2005

SLIPPERY SLOPE:

Hilton escapes charges (The Age, February 3, 2005)

Prosecutors said today they will not file charges against Paris Hilton stemming from a scrape at a newsstand in which she allegedly pocketed a copy of her homemade sex video without paying.

Doesn't this raise the possibility that all of us will feel free to just swipe the sex videos we appear in?

Posted by Orrin Judd at February 2, 2005 11:38 PM
Comments

They're probably letting her remain free in hopes she's steal all of the sex tapes, plus all the DVDs of the first three seasons of "The Simple Life". Once that's done, they can lock her up, throw away the key and then maybe in a few years all traces of Ms. Hilton will have gone down the nation's collective memory hole.

Posted by: John at February 3, 2005 12:37 AM

Just make sure you don't miss any.

Posted by: joe shropshire at February 3, 2005 3:25 AM

"Doesn't this raise the possibility that all of us will feel free to just swipe the sex videos we appear in?"

Working on the 2005 line of Super Deluxe Brothers Judd swag from Cafe Press, huh?

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at February 3, 2005 3:42 AM

Like most red-blooded American men, it is uncertain whether any sex videos in which I appeare would belong in the in the Adult or the Comedy section of the local video store.

Posted by: Bart at February 3, 2005 6:44 AM

Bart:

In your case, perhaps "Family Entertainment".

Posted by: Peter B at February 3, 2005 6:50 AM

OJ:

In your case [my case, too, no doubt], they would probably be happy to be rid of them.

Posted by: Jeff Guinn at February 3, 2005 7:14 AM

Certainly in my case they would not only be effective birth control devices, but would also prevent the spread of STDs.

Posted by: David Cohen at February 3, 2005 7:54 AM

Mine would sell depilatory devices.

Posted by: oj at February 3, 2005 8:47 AM

Not much market for any of the recent ones, I'm afraid, and they didn't even make video cameras back in those days.

Posted by: Lou Gots at February 3, 2005 12:48 PM

"Doesn't this raise the possibility that all of us will feel free to just swipe the sex videos we appear in?"

Of course not, don't be silly! ...Just the ones where Paris Hilton also appears.

Posted by: Just John at February 3, 2005 2:27 PM

Am I the only one who thinks that Paris Hilton is a space alien?

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at February 3, 2005 6:02 PM

You got the hots for space aliens?

Posted by: joe shropshire at February 4, 2005 12:40 AM

John,

Unfortunately, we'll always have Paris.

Posted by: Noel at February 4, 2005 8:29 AM

No She creeps me out.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at February 4, 2005 12:45 PM
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