February 11, 2005
HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHADOW (via Tom Morin):
The long shadow of Dracula (Monica Petrescu, 06/02/2005, Daily Telegraph)
It was just before midnight as Gheorghe Marinescu and five of his relatives crept into the graveyard in the small Romanian village of Marotinul de Sus. They knew which plot they were looking for – a simple earth grave with a wooden cross bearing the name Petre Toma – and quickly, but quietly, set about digging.Posted by Orrin Judd at February 11, 2005 9:03 AMWhen they had dragged the body out, they waited. Then, at the stroke of 12, Marinescu began the ritual that they had been planning for weeks, one that had passed from generation to generation in their family. They drove a pitchfork through Petre Toma's chest, opened it, drew out his heart and then put stakes through the rest of his body. They sprinkled garlic over the mutilated corpse and then, carefully, laid it back in its grave.
They left the cemetery with the heart impaled on the end of the pitchfork and went to a crossroads where Marinescu's wife, son and daughter-in-law were waiting. There the group burnt it, dissolved the ashes and then drank the solution.
The scene last July would fit readily into any number of films about vampires and the Dracula legend but Gheorghe Marinescu is real. Last week he and his five relatives – Mitrica Mircea, Popa Stelica, Constantin Florea, Ionescu Ion and Pascu Oprea – were sentenced to six months in jail for the unlawful exhumation of the body of Toma, 76, a former teacher and a man they believed had risen from the dead to drink their blood while they slept.
News of what the Marinescu family did made headlines in Romania, but in a country where a large minority of the population admit to openly believing in the "undead", football bosses employ witches to cast spells on foreign teams and a couple recently named their newborn son Dracula after premonitions of impending danger to him, many were unsurprised by what they read.
I think the vampire has a shadow, but no reflection. Or at least, that would be the case if they existed in real life with all the aspects usually attributed to them.
I can only suggest that coffin makers in Romania offer a "vampire-proof" coffin, where stakes project from the inside of the lid and the lining is filled with garlic. You could also invest in a blade that automatically severs the head once the coffin is closed.
Posted by: Just John at February 11, 2005 6:33 PMBurn me when I'm dead, just don't tax me while I'm alive.
Posted by: oj at February 15, 2005 7:17 PM