December 6, 2004

EVEN THEIR ASSASSINS ARE THIRD RATE (via Matt Murphy):

Man Admits Chirac Assassination Attempt (VERENA VON DERSCHAU, 12/06/04, Associated Press)

A man who said he "had failed in life" admitted Monday he tried to assassinate President Jacques Chirac, and told a court he wanted to go down in history with a "shocking" act.

The shock is that the other 60 million don't try too.

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 6, 2004 11:55 PM
Comments

OJ:

Thanks for posting.

I knew you'd have just the right thing to say about this story. ;-)

Posted by: Matt Murphy at December 7, 2004 12:32 AM

No doubt neutralized by a tidal wave of ennui.

Posted by: JimGooding at December 7, 2004 8:07 AM

A man who said he "had failed in life" admitted Monday he tried to assassinate President Jacques Chirac, and told a court he wanted to go down in history with a "shocking" act.

The Day of the Jack-Ass.

Posted by: John at December 7, 2004 9:11 AM

Uh, I may not like the French, but maybe we shouldn't crack wise about assassinating their leaders, given how we'd react if they did the same to us...

Posted by: Just John at December 7, 2004 11:14 AM
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