November 18, 2004

RUN AND GUN

Guinea Get Your Gun: How I learned to love firearms (Emily Yoffe, Slate, 11/18/04)

I pressed the Beretta AL391 Urika deep into my shoulder and against my cheek, as if gripping a shotgun stock were as natural as holding the strap of my purse. I said, "Pull," in a firm yet casual way, to convey that, sure I drove here in a Volvo, and the radio in the Volvo is tuned to NPR, but I'm actually the kind of woman who loves the smell of cordite in my hair. Two weeks ago I was so ignorant about firearms that I thought shotguns discharged bullets and I didn't know the difference between a revolver and a semiautomatic. But here I was shooting trap, in which clay disks, the moving target simulating a bird in flight, are released at unpredictable angles from a small trap house. As the "pigeon" flew on my command, I swung the shotgun to follow its arc and pulled the trigger. My instructor called out, "Oh, yeah!"
I don't own a gun and I don't shoot very often, not more than once every couple of years, but it is the universal experience of everyone who has dragged a reluctant friend or relative to the range that they have a blast.

Posted by David Cohen at November 18, 2004 12:34 PM
Comments

David: Come on in, the water's warm. :)

Posted by: John Resnick at November 18, 2004 3:17 PM

As soon as my law practice generates enough money to spare, I'm going to excercize my 2nd Amendment rights and buy one of these:

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAProdEnlView?model=554

And I've got a very liberal girl friend who's itching to learn how to shoot.

Posted by: Twn at November 18, 2004 4:16 PM

Hey, give me a break. The last time I went shooting, I shot a Sig 9, a .44 Magnum, a M16 carbine, a UZI SMG 9mm and the MP40 "Schmeisser" SMG 9mm (I think; I was pretty hazy by that point).

Posted by: David Cohen at November 18, 2004 7:26 PM

Hence the popularity of first-person shoot 'em up video games.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at November 18, 2004 7:41 PM

Too sophisticated. Anyone ever shot a potato gun? More fun than any manufactured gun. Principle parts are PVC pipe for the barrel, hair spray for the gun powder, and a long barrel charcoal lighter for the firing pin. Real man sport.

Posted by: Tom Wall at November 18, 2004 10:33 PM

Yeah, but potatoes are no fun to hunt.

Posted by: Twn at November 19, 2004 11:27 AM

Oh, I don't know. this was exciting.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at November 19, 2004 11:58 AM
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