November 28, 2004
Twins for Julia Roberts (Reuters, November 29, 2004)
Actress Julia Roberts has given birth to twins - a boy and a girl.
Posted by Orrin Judd at November 28, 2004 8:14 PM
This will keep OJ stoked for several decades! just hilarious; paging Oliver Stone...
I don't get it. What's so convenient about it?
OJ half-believes Eric & Julia Roberts are the same person and have been fooling us rubes for years.
And "half-believes" is just Bruce being polite.
So if we see the twins with Julia in the future, will that prove she had both a boy and a girl, or did she really only have one child?
Every conservative worth his salt has at least one fruitcake idea in his repertoire. The fact that Orrin's is as peripheral and inconsequential as this one is conclusive evidence of solid moral and mental health.
Peter: I'm not sure which gives me more trouble: that conservatives only have one idiosyncratic looney idea or that this one is OJ's.
A former professor of mine who studied under Oakeshott swore he used to relax by prancing around his garden (backyard) in the nude, scandalizing the neighbours while muttering philosophical profundities. I believe Blake had similar proclivities and that he often press-ganged the long-suffering Mrs. Blake to join in the fun. You have a long way to go.
Don't encourage him Peter.
I am sure that Dr. Judd and the Neighbors are thankful.
OJ: Of course the longbow caused democracy. Not only was it not loony, but I didn't even realize there was any doubt, other than from those crossbow lunatics.
Speaking of which, you should read Cornwell's Grail Quest trilogy.