November 2, 2004

GUARANTEE HE RESIGNS:

In defeat, Kerry likely would stay in Senate (Andrew Miga, November 2, 2004, Boston Herald)

Posted by Orrin Judd at November 2, 2004 7:24 AM
Comments

Your headline is saying "I strongly believe Kerry will resign from the Senate if (when) he loses the presidential election"?

Posted by: steve at November 2, 2004 10:17 AM

When Ketchup Boy loses, Tereza dumps him like a used condom. Then the pre-nup kicks in and if he doesn't stay in the Senate, he'll be living out of his car.

Posted by: Bart at November 2, 2004 10:27 AM

steve:

Not immediately, but when he has to drag himself back to committee meetings he doesn't and never will chair as the junior member from MA.

Posted by: oj at November 2, 2004 10:34 AM

The man will run for reelection, and considering his home state, he'll win. Even worse than Clinton, he lives only in present. The past is immediately forgotten, to be recreated in whatever image makes him look good. The future is all that stuff that happens after he wakes up tommorow, and why start worrying about it now?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at November 2, 2004 12:28 PM

"In defeat, Kerry likely would stay in Senate"

If so, I imagine him showing up infrequently, saying little, acknowledged by few, and consulted by no one. In other words, back to the status quo.

Posted by: curt at November 2, 2004 12:43 PM

When Ketchup Boy loses, Tereza dumps him like a used condom. Then the pre-nup kicks in and if he doesn't stay in the Senate, he'll be living out of his car.

Until he finds another Sugar Mommy...

Posted by: Ken at November 2, 2004 2:45 PM

No more Sugar Mommys, Ken. He has no fortune, he has no fame and his other manly attributes were surgically removed a couple of years ago.

Fortunately for him, Teddy will not be the immortal Kennedy and will be the senior senator from MA sooner rather than latter. And he is going to need the salary and the pension.

Posted by: Robert Schwartz at November 4, 2004 1:48 AM
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