October 11, 2004
"HOT, BLACK, AND SWEET...LIKE MY WOMEN" IS PROBABLY A NO-NO (via Rick Turley):
MITCHELL LIBRARY IN GLASGOW (Shari Low, 9/23/04, Scotland Daily Record)
THE world is going mad in its abuse of political correctness. Staff at the coffee shop in the Mitchell Library in Glasgow last week allegedly refused to serve a customer who had ordered a 'black coffee', claiming that it was a racist phrase - he would only get his cuppa if he used the terminology 'coffee without milk'.Posted by Orrin Judd at October 11, 2004 12:49 PM
The All Without Milks....
Hmmm. Wouldn't go over too well in New Zealand.
Posted by: Barry Meislin at October 11, 2004 12:56 PMWow, that's a bitter bunch of qahwah waitstaff.
If they hate their jobs that much, why stay ?
Posted by: Michael Herdegen at October 11, 2004 1:06 PMLarge, full-bodied, and bitter would be right out then?
Posted by: mike earl at October 11, 2004 1:17 PMIt was blck coffe when they were Negroes.
Posted by: Robert Schwartz at October 11, 2004 2:00 PMAt least there is an alternative. What is the poor sap who wants whipped hot chocolate supposed to do?
Posted by: Peter B at October 11, 2004 2:03 PMPeter:
Don't wear leather when placing that order.
Posted by: jim hamlen at October 11, 2004 3:25 PMAnybody who thinks that "black coffee" has anything to do with race is an intolerant bigot obsessed with race. (And probably checks the closet every night for hidden Klansmen or under the bed make sure Orville Faubus isn't there.)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 11, 2004 3:26 PMSurely we can take our coffee African-American.
Posted by: David Cohen at October 11, 2004 3:46 PMMight it have helped if he asked for coffee, and please be niggardly with the cream?
Posted by: ratbert at October 11, 2004 8:16 PM>Surely we can take our coffee African-American.
Uh, Cohen, that may not be a joke. When somebody actually did describe "black Africans" as "African-American Africans", I would not be surprised at any Global Replace String "Black" by String "African-American".
It's like South Park for real.
Posted by: Ken at October 11, 2004 8:21 PMFor my sins, I used to work as one of a dozen editors in a liberal New York publishing firm. We had a Haitian maintenance man who was obviously well-educated in that he spoke very clear metropolitan French as well as quite correct English. (I don't understand Haitian patois.) Having lived under tyranny, he was much more conservative than my colleagues. Some of the most "liberal" editors were a bit surprised that he could just drop into my office to chat. {I think that it was more the class question than a race question. Chatting on an equal basis with a workman? Knowing his name and personal details? Bad form. Not done. You're an editor.) Oddly enough, this quite cosmopolitan and quite black man always referred to the choices of coffee as "noir" or "blond," the latter not used in France. If a black man from a black country had no hesitation in speaking of black coffee, then I can find no excuse for Scots intolerance in this matter. And I am first generation out of Scotland on my father's side.
Posted by: Ossian at October 12, 2004 1:20 AMFor my sins, I used to work as one of a dozen editors in a liberal New York publishing firm. We had a Haitian maintenance man who was obviously well-educated in that he spoke very clear metropolitan French as well as quite correct English. (I don't understand Haitian patois.) Having lived under tyranny, he was much more conservative than my colleagues. Some of the most "liberal" editors were a bit surprised that he could just drop into my office to chat. {I think that it was more the class question than a race question. Chatting on an equal basis with a workman? Knowing his name and personal details? Bad form. Not done. You're an editor.) Oddly enough, this quite cosmopolitan and quite black man always referred to the choices of coffee as "noir" or "blond," the latter not used in France. If a black man from a black country had no hesitation in speaking of black coffee, then I can find no excuse for Scots intolerance in this matter. And I am first generation out of Scotland on my father's side.
Posted by: Ossian at October 12, 2004 1:21 AM