September 20, 2004

THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE WESTERN CANON

Paris Hilton's 'Confessions' (CNN, September 20th, 2004)

Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, who shot to infamy after a raunchy sex video of her flooded the Internet, now is teaching girls how to behave and let their "inner heiress out."

The 23-year-old Hilton dishes out her pearls of party-life wisdom in a 178-page book, "Confessions of an Heiress," published this month by Fireside, which is more scrapbook than memoir, with pictures outnumbering paragraphs.

"It's just a look inside my life," says the heiress to the hotel fortune, who suggests a weekend in St-Tropez in the south of France for beating the blues.

Anyone raised in the West generally has a very difficult time getting into the head of a Muslim fundamentalist. But some days...

Posted by Peter Burnet at September 20, 2004 7:08 PM
Comments

You're thinking of taking her as wife #4?

Posted by: pj at September 20, 2004 9:26 PM

Paris Hilton, interestingly enough, was photographed looking over her own sex video at an adult bookstore.

Perhaps she no longer has a copy of her own.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at September 20, 2004 9:40 PM

On the other hand, if Paris follows through on her current lifestyle when she gets older and gains control of the Hilton empire, rooms at the Embassy Suites will be going for hourly rates of $20-$25. Just think of the company's potential profits if she can make that concept work.

Posted by: John at September 20, 2004 9:45 PM
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