September 18, 2004

ALL THE RIDICULE THAT'S FIT TO PRINT:

Kerry's Cast of Thousands (DAVID BROOKS, 9/18/04, NY Times)

Across the wine-dark sea they come, honing Kerry's message. They come from Harvard, K Street and the studios of CNN. "Once more into the breach!" they cry, as they join the conference call of thousands.

Look at them, these great, unhuddled masses, yearning to wear White House badges. They are consultants, flacks, spinners, strategists, Knights of the Palm lunch table. And yet they come as one, from all corners of the Democratic world, to figure out what John Kerry, age 60, should believe and say.

Into the valley of hope ride the 600, the inner ring of Kerry confidants. A year ago, there was just a small and hearty band. There was the campaign manager Jim Jordan. There was Gibbs, Cherny and Mellman. But under their reign, the message was not honed. The candidate did flounder. The quest for a Kerry conviction was not fulfilled.

And so the great accretion began.


Even wonks like David Brooks are making fun of him.

Posted by Orrin Judd at September 18, 2004 7:29 AM
Comments

Brooks is confused, not the "valley of hope" but the valley of the shadow...

Posted by: Uncle Bill at September 18, 2004 8:34 AM

At the rate he's going, Sen. Kerry will single-handedly reverse the Bush "job deficit."

Posted by: AC at September 18, 2004 8:51 AM

I'm still waiting for my first spam message titled something like "U can B a K.e.r.r.y Adviser."

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at September 18, 2004 11:11 AM

Raoul:

I thought that's what the penile enhancement ones were?

Posted by: oj at September 18, 2004 1:30 PM

The word 'accretion' is just perfect.

Posted by: jim hamlen at September 18, 2004 10:37 PM
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