August 4, 2004

WE DIED FOR WHAT?:

Martyrs, Virgins and Grapes (NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF, 8/04/04, NY Times)

The virgins are calling you," Mohamed Atta wrote reassuringly to his fellow hijackers just before 9/11.

It has long been a staple of Islam that Muslim martyrs will go to paradise and marry 72 black-eyed virgins. But a growing body of rigorous scholarship on the Koran points to a less sensual paradise - and, more important, may offer a step away from fundamentalism and toward a reawakening of the Islamic world.

Some Islamic theologians protest that the point was companionship, never heavenly sex. Others have interpreted the pleasures quite explicitly; one, al-Suyuti, wrote that sex in paradise is pretty much continual and so glorious that "were you to experience it in this world you would faint."

But now the same tools that historians, linguists and archaeologists have applied to the Bible for about 150 years are beginning to be applied to the Koran. The results are explosive.

The Koran is beautifully written, but often obscure. One reason is that the Arabic language was born as a written language with the Koran, and there's growing evidence that many of the words were Syriac or Aramaic.

For example, the Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get "hur," and the word was taken by early commentators to mean "virgins," hence those 72 consorts. But in Aramaic, hur meant "white" and was commonly used to mean "white grapes."

Some martyrs arriving in paradise may regard a bunch of grapes as a letdown. But the scholar who pioneered this pathbreaking research, using the pseudonym Christoph Luxenberg for security reasons, noted in an e-mail interview that grapes made more sense in context because the Koran compares them to crystal and pearls, and because contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.


Couldn't there at least be virgins to peel the grapes for you?

Posted by Orrin Judd at August 4, 2004 4:13 PM
Comments

Perhaps the grapes have shriveled, and there will just be raisins.

Posted by: ratbert at August 4, 2004 4:31 PM

If the grape's been peeled already then you are peeling the raisin.

Posted by: joe shropshire at August 4, 2004 4:35 PM

Doesn't this whole discussion rest on the heroic assumption that Islamofascist "martyrs" are going to Paradise? Methinks that God may have other plans for them.

Posted by: Mike Morley at August 4, 2004 4:45 PM

That's right. In hell, you get prunes.

Posted by: Twn at August 4, 2004 4:50 PM

Homer Simpson as an Islamic martyr, upon learning that his reward is 72 white grapes: "D'OH!"

Posted by: Foos at August 4, 2004 6:38 PM

Maybe the Higher Criticism will catch up with brothersjudd.com blog when it's finished with Islam.

Posted by: Harry Eagar at August 4, 2004 9:15 PM

The hijackers walk into the Pearly gates expectantly. As they pass the boundary, they come upon Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, Robert E Lee, Jeb Stuart, and 68 others.

Later, as they lay bleeding profusely, St. Peter strolls in. "What's wrong, boys? You didn't like your 72 Virginians?"

Posted by: Judd at August 4, 2004 10:47 PM

while Mary Chestnutt peels their grapes...

Posted by: oj at August 4, 2004 10:58 PM

On a more serious note, it is one of the many dogmas of Islam that the Koran does not contain any foreign words.

Like the wine at Cana, you can be assured that Islamic explanations will be found to counter the notion that any Aramaic words got in.

You cannot reason with such people any more than you can with Baptists.

Posted by: Harry Eagar at August 5, 2004 5:00 PM

Precisely. There's no reason Islam can't be as successful in the modern world as Baptism.

Posted by: oj at August 5, 2004 5:58 PM
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