June 16, 2004
IF YOU CAN'T BRAID YOUR BACK HAIR YOU'RE A SISSY (via Tom Morin):
Hopelessly hirsute fry fur for more feminine feel (Ryann Connell, May 25, 2004, Mainichi Daily News)
With women's magazines packed full of stories about the horribly hirsute, guys are apparently rushing out to empty their wallets having their body hair removed.Japanese men have been doing away with down on their arms, legs and beards since way back in the '80s, but the new century has seen a new vigor, but only when it comes to the pursuit of a more feminine feel.
Why would a man want to look like a woman? Unless he was headed to jail or the British Navy... Posted by Orrin Judd at June 16, 2004 11:46 AM
But do you negate the manliness by having tea and Lorna Doones for your midnight snack?
Posted by: The Wife at June 16, 2004 11:54 AM
"As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband O.W.A Giveaway in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of our modern navy. The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks..."
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I'm afraid we are unable to show you any more of that letter. We continue with a man with a stone through his head....
It's...........
Posted by: Andrew X at June 16, 2004 12:37 PM"CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!"
-- The Queer Eye crowd in South Park
Lorna Doones?
Posted by: Chris at June 16, 2004 2:07 PMHmmmmmmmm...shortbread...
Posted by: oj at June 16, 2004 2:15 PMBack Hair Indeed! Once again, Mrs. Judd's uncanny timing and cutting wit sheds its delightful perspective on the BroJudd Blog. Thank you, ma'am.
Posted by: John Resnick at June 16, 2004 5:15 PM"But do you negate the manliness by having tea and Lorna Doones for your midnight snack?"
Only if he baked them himself.
Posted by: at June 16, 2004 5:52 PMJohn, as OJ said to some one else in an earlier thread, Dr. Judd to you. [grin]
Posted by: Uncle Bill at June 16, 2004 6:18 PMUncle Bill: Ooops. My bad. (obviously, he's got THAT one figured out)
Posted by: John Resnick at June 16, 2004 7:34 PMOut here, a guy can get a 'kane facial.' (Kane is Hawaiian for 'guy.')
Next up, kane bikini wax, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Eagar at June 16, 2004 7:40 PMLike my buddy the Marine always says, how do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
with a Crowbar. {rimshot}
Posted by: MarkD at June 16, 2004 8:16 PM