May 10, 2004
SHUFFLING DECK CHAIRS:
A Kerry-Worrying Trend: Is It Too Soon to Panic? Evidently Not. (Howard Kurtz, May 10, 2004, Washington Post)
"John Kerry Must Go."That Village Voice headline may be a tad dramatic, but stories about disaffected Democrats are spreading like wildfire through the media forest.
Never mind that the Massachusetts senator is just about even with an incumbent president six months before the election. The naysayers are seizing the spotlight.
"There's definitely a Beltway maelstrom," says Democratic strategist Jenny Backus. "There are a whole bunch of Monday morning quarterbacks who live in Washington and feed a lot of these reporters. People use the press as a giant instant-message board."
No wonder Slate blogger Mickey Kaus has started a "Dem Panic Watch." Consider:
"Kerry Struggling to Find a Theme, Democrats Fear," says the New York Times.
"It's six months until the election, and Democrats are already having buyer's remorse," says John Fund of OpinionJournal.com.
"Democratic leaders fear he's getting 'Gored,' " says the Associated Press.
"The Trouble Is, So Far Kerry Stinks on TV," says the New York Observer.
Some Democrats are "pretty freaked out" by Kerry, says the New York Post. They see "a listless and message-less mishmash," says Newsweek. The man "has something of a gift for the toxic sound bite," says Time.
Kerry's spokeswoman, Stephanie Cutter, scoffs at "all these unnamed sources griping," though some have expressed their reservations on the record. "We do know what we're doing, believe it or not," she says, recalling how the early obituaries for Kerry during the primaries gave way to stories that "we're geniuses." President Bush's campaign spokesman, Terry Holt, attributes the coverage to "John Kerry's own words and missteps."
Why all the downbeat stories?
He's a downbeat guy. That was the frustrating thing about Bill Clinton for Republicans--sure, he was a charlatan and in constant trouble, but he was seldom dour about it. He was always fundamentally optimistic about himself and about America. Of what Democrat is that true anymore, other than poor Joe Lieberman? Posted by Orrin Judd at May 10, 2004 11:17 AM
Edwards
His message was down, but his presentation was optimisitc. Even if Kerry gets optimistic in his message, I question whether he's capable of delivery. He just comes off as a very sad tree.
Posted by: AML at May 10, 2004 11:36 AMIt might help . . . hrooom . . . if he would, hrooom . . . stop giving his speeches, hrooom, in Old Entish. It takes a long time . . . to say anything . . . in Old Entish, hrooom, especially when one has, hrooom, nothing to say.
Posted by: Mike Morley at May 10, 2004 11:46 AMLSHCFOMN
Posted by: joe shropshire at May 10, 2004 11:58 AMYes, but everyone here (OJ especially) wrote him off in December.
I'll be "triumphalist" when a Pete Dupont or Bret Schundler can be elected. In the meantime, let's do all we can to help W. (more useful than planning his inauguration ceremonies)
Posted by: BB at May 10, 2004 12:00 PMPoor Senator Lieberman is 'fundamentally optimistic', 'seldom dour'?
I've always thought that Senator Lieberman was Eeyore, dourness personified (uh, donkeyfied in the case of Eeyore).
Posted by: old maltese at May 10, 2004 5:30 PM"Laughed so hard coffee flew out of my nose"
Posted by: Gideon at May 10, 2004 9:06 PMHmmm... could somebody photoshop a picture of Kerry in green and post it alongside a pic of Treebeard?
Posted by: R.W. at May 10, 2004 9:10 PMIf the Kerry as Treebeard theme sticks look for the left to claim that Kerry, like Treebeard, is honorable and a fountain of ancient wisdom and will destroy the evil wizard (Bush), his tower, and his evil machinery (the oil lobby)
Posted by: AWW at May 10, 2004 11:22 PMActually, the Titanic reference in the thread title is overdoing it; besides, I'm not sure many Democrats know the words to "Nearer, My God, to Thee".
Posted by: John Barrett Jr. at May 11, 2004 4:27 PMActually, I like the description KFI-AM's afternoon drive-time guys gave to Bob Dole during the 1996 primaries:
"He's Mr. Oatmeal."
They're currently referring to Kerry as "The Dead Tree" and heading off a recent poll showing Bush & Kerry about even as "Dead Heat against a Dead Tree".
Posted by: Ken at May 11, 2004 5:38 PMAh, KFI... THAT is a radio station.
Posted by: Michael Herdegen at May 13, 2004 5:05 AM