May 20, 2004

BUILDING A BRIDGE TO THE 1920'S:

Needed: One-Horse Power (Tony Kornheiser, May 18, 2004, Washington Post)

[S]marty Jones is a great American Dream story: A rags-to-riches colt, an underdog from a small track, ridden by a small-time, unknown jockey, owned by an elderly man now in a wheelchair, and breathing oxygen through a tube. They're all straight out of a Damon Runyon story -- and, boy, am I dating myself with that reference. But that's the point here: When Damon Runyon was writing these kinds of stories that would lead to "Guys And Dolls," horse racing was just about the biggest sport in America.

That was in the 1940s and '50s. Horse racing was still near the top through the 1960s and even into the '70s, when Secretariat was easily one of the biggest stars in sports. Just 30 years ago, the greatest sports columnists, like Red Smith of the New York Times, Shirley Povich of The Washington Post and Jim Murray of the Los Angeles Times, set their writing calendar by three sports: horse racing, boxing and baseball. Starting with spring training in late February, the best columnists followed their baseball teams all the way through the World Series, detouring to cover every big boxing match and every major stakes race from Hialeah in Florida, through Santa Anita in California, to Saratoga in upstate New York. All that other stuff -- the NFL, the NBA, the NHL, the Final Four -- that was just stuff they went to if it was being played in a town near a good track, a title fight or a major league ballpark.

Things change, of course. Boxing is dead now. You can't watch it on TV unless you pay for it. Great young athletes no longer box, they play sports that are more lucrative and safer, like basketball and, yes, football.

Most of all, boxing is dead because society has turned its back on it. Society no longer sees "the sweet science." Now it sees a brutal vestige of an old, unenlightened America. Boxing is a guilty pleasure now, appropriately centered in Las Vegas. It may as well be held on barges outside the three-mile limit.

Baseball is making a comeback of sorts. Attendance is up, and the playoffs and World Series are still widely watched and romanticized by a generation of sons, grown old themselves, who picture their fathers coming home from the war and heading straight for the ballpark. Baseball may still have a nostalgic hold on our hearts, but nobody in his right mind thinks baseball is anywhere close to the NFL in popularity. Some years it seems baseball rests below basketball. The good news for baseball is all the renewed interest in home run records. (The dirty little secret is that steroids and "supplements" have been very, very good for baseball.) Last year's playoffs showed it's even better news when Old School franchises like the Cubs and Red Sox battle the Yankees for dominance.

Horse racing needs Smarty Jones to win the Triple Crown to mount a comeback of its own.


America needs Smarty Jones to win because a country where horses are heroes is better than one where horses' asses, like the folks on reality TV shows, are.

Posted by Orrin Judd at May 20, 2004 8:11 AM
Comments

Since the people on this Blog tend towards being history buffs, Horse racing connects also to the era of Andrew Jackson, whose only significant claim to fame outside of mere politics and military engagements, was his ownership of the fastest horse in Tennessee or Kentucky.

I won't go into Lincoln's campaign appearances at cockfighting contests.

Posted by: h-man at May 20, 2004 8:26 AM

From your headline I thought we were going
to bring back the "Quota Act"

Posted by: J.H. at May 20, 2004 10:19 AM

Horse racing has a worse demographic problem than Italy, France, Germany or Japan.

Caught the view from some track near Philadelphia during the Preakness. No one under 60 in view. (I was just channel-surfing, and came across the Preakness. Glad I watched, but I'll have to stumble across Belmont in like fashion to see it--and I doubt colleagues ten years younger know what any of this is about.)

Posted by: jsmith at May 20, 2004 11:27 PM

I can see a new reality show coming from this: "The Stud". Four fillies compete for the attention of a champion racing stallion. After he makes his choice and has his way, the philly learns that he's actually just a buggy-horse from an Amish town.

Posted by: Robert Duquette at May 21, 2004 4:14 PM

Reality-show participants usually aren't as bad as they're made out to be; The editing naturally showcases the most startling behavior.

That said, since participants self-select, they tend to be hams, publicity-seekers, or nuts.
Some manage to be all three.

The 21st century version of horse racing is NASCAR.

Posted by: Michael Herdegen at May 21, 2004 5:24 PM
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