HOW DO YOU TELL IF THERE'S A SYRIAN IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR (via Tacitus):

U.S. Seizes Palace and Says It Intends to Remain in Baghdad (New York Times, 4/7/2003)

At one of the palaces, half a dozen Syrian soldiers were found, one of them hiding in a refrigerator, military officials said. The Republican Guards responsible for the security of the palace had fled.

I hope we took a picture of his footprints in the butter. We'll need such evidence to persuade moderate Democrats to back the next war. Posted by Paul Jaminet at April 8, 2003 1:10 AM