KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKIN' AT HEAVEN'S GATE:

Raelians claim to have cloned woman (The Ottawa Citizen, December 19, 2002)

A Quebec-based religious sect claims it will deliver the first human clone within 14 days, CTV News reported yesterday.

The Raelians, who set up a human cloning company called Clonaid and began offering a cloning machine for sale last May, say the cloned baby -- a girl -- will be born before the end of the month, CTV reported. [...]

The Raelian Movement was founded in France by Rael, who was once a French racing-car driver known as Claude Vorilhon, who claimed he was contacted by an extraterrestrial on Dec. 13, 1973.

The extraterrestrial told Rael he was a clone of the supreme extraterrestrial being and prophets including Jesus and Mohammed. The group claims to have 55,000 members in 84 countries.

Please God, let them have cloned Salma Hayek. Posted by Orrin Judd at December 19, 2002 12:51 PM