November 1, 2002

YET I WAIT:

Bigfoot's indelible imprint (Marco R. della Cava, 10/31/2002, USA TODAY)
There are times in life when we must summon every shred of courage to stand tall and unflinching in the face of fear. This is not one of them. It is 2 a.m., and outside a flimsy tent lit by a full moon something stirs in this primeval forest.

Crack! goes the twig. "Deer, right?" asks a visitor, who is about to tick away the nerve-wracking night one snap, crackle and pop at a time until dawn breaks with a harrowing howl.

"Nah," replies local Matthew Johnson, sliding a hand onto his .44 Magnum. "That wasn't a twig; it was a thick branch. Whatever's out there is bigger. Much bigger."

Bigger as in Yeti and Sasquatch.

Bigger as in Bigfoot.

That's right, the hairy, smelly lunk is still with us. Pick any name you want - Asian, Native American or tabloid - he hasn't changed from the 10-foot-tall, half-ton, mannish ape whose star turn in a 1967 home movie launched thousands of sightings.

Make no mistake. Bigfoot and his kin remain part of a freaky family of Charlie's Angels-era fads (think poltergeists and UFOs), and the scientific community at large remains amused. But the faithful hope Bigfoot may yet make a monkey out of non-believers. For decades now, a small but loyal legion of Bigfoot hunters has spent countless weekends prowling forests in nearly every state, piling up evidence such as alleged footprints and hair samples that now has a handful of animal experts willing to at least entertain the possibility of his existence.


And they all get to vote on Tuesday. Posted by Orrin Judd at November 1, 2002 9:30 PM
Comments

I don't mind thinking that they might be right, but I certainly feel no shame in wanting a little more proof than a snapped twig. If you want to prove there's a Bigfoot, do it the same way others proved there was a gorilla: find it, shoot it, bring it home, and dissect it. Ditto with any monster or myth or alien being.



That is, of course, the major reason that in sci-fi movies, astronauts making their first landing on the moon are immediately attacked by the weird inhabitants; with their otherworldly intelligence, they realize that if they go off to the High Priest of Xtx and say that there are two-legged two-eyed blobs attacking, they'd be laughed out of the temple, and that they'd best get one just to prove they're not nuts.

Posted by: Just John at November 2, 2002 1:09 AM

Much better information than USA Today can be found at Bigfoot Field Research Organization
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I think you would agree there is much humans don't know. Native Americans are convinced.

Posted by: JackSheet at November 2, 2002 2:16 AM
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