November 4, 2002

FUNNY LADY:

BABS SEES CRASH CONSPIRACY (RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON, 11/04/02, NY Post)
SHE'S quoted bogus Shakespearean passages, misspelled the name of Sen. Dick Gephardt, and issued a position paper identifying Saddam Hussein as the "president of Iran." Now liberal activist Barbra Streisand is privately saying that Sen. Paul Wellstone's plane crash was "no accident." [...]

Streisand expressed her paranoid conspiracy theory to an audience of interior designers bidding on the chance to decorate a planned addition to her Malibu estate.


Most creatures this stupid are extinct. Posted by Orrin Judd at November 4, 2002 6:45 PM
Comments

Mr. Judd;



As far as I know, BS has no children. So from an evolutionary point of view, problem solved. Of course, an evolutionary psychologist would say that it's no coincedence that someone so self absorbed has no children.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at November 5, 2002 7:00 AM

As with Jesse Jackson, I think that this is evidence of some chemical addiction. Remember the "fried egg" anti drug commercials?

Posted by: Tom Roberts at November 5, 2002 7:05 AM

I'm sorry to ruin the fantasy, but she has indeed reproduced. One son with Elliot Gould. I only know this because my father ran into EG at the son's graduation at University of VT about 10 years ago...

Posted by: Brooke at November 5, 2002 12:15 PM

Dang! Now OJ's got a club the size of Streisand's ego to beat me with in debates on evolution.

Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at November 5, 2002 2:30 PM
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