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Mr. Trump's conversation with Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif of Pakistan has generated the most angst, because, as Mr. Earnest put it, the relationship between Mr. Sharif's country and the United States is "quite complicated," with disputes over issues ranging from counterterrorism to nuclear proliferation.

In a remarkably candid readout of the phone call, the Pakistani government said Mr. Trump had told Mr. Sharif that he was "a terrific guy" who made him feel as though "I'm talking to a person I have known for long." He described Pakistanis as "one of the most intelligent people." When Mr. Sharif invited him to visit Pakistan, the president-elect replied that he would "love to come to a fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people."

The Trump transition office, in its more circumspect readout, said only that Mr. Trump and Mr. Sharif "had a productive conversation about how the United States and Pakistan will have a strong working relationship in the future." It did not confirm or deny the Pakistani account of Mr. Trump's remarks.

The breezy tone of the readout left diplomats in Washington slack-jawed, with some initially assuming it was a parody. 

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