March 9, 2016

MAYBE HE WAS JUST THERE APPLYING TO BE TRUMP'S SECDEF?:

Idaho Shooting Suspect Caught at White House Trying to Warn the Country of Oversexed Martians (Samuel Lieberman, 3/09/16, NY Mag)

In the document (which begins with a claim that he's "100% sane, 0% crazy"), Odom describes text messages he received from Remington warning him of "their power." After Remington (he says) sent him a text message that just read "angels," Odom says he began to feel strange sexual urges: "It felt like someone was manually pumping blood into my penis," he wrote. He says that aliens tried to usurp his mind but were unable to. They apparently are taking many people as their sex slaves. "Don't believe me? Ask President Obama to take a lie detector test on this one," he wrote. As a last resort, he says, he's attempting to alert the public and has sent out a list of public figures he thinks are Martians. "Too many to list" are Israeli.

Posted by at March 9, 2016 3:45 PM

  

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