October 5, 2015

SEEMS LIKE A RUN-OF-MILL LIBERTARIAN:

Florida candidate for U.S. Senate admits to sacrificing goat, drinking its blood (BRENDAN FARRINGTON, 10/05/15, AP)

Two years ago, Augustus Sol Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week fasting and praying, at times thinking he wouldn't survive. In a pagan ritual to give thanks when he returned home, he killed a goat and drank its blood.

Now that he's a candidate for U.S. Senate, the story is coming back to bite him.

The chairman of the Libertarian Party of Florida has resigned to call attention to Invictus' candidacy in hopes that other party leaders will denounce him. Adrian Wyllie, who was the Libertarian candidate for governor last year, says Invictus wants to lead a civil war, is trying to recruit neo-Nazis to the party and brutally and sadistically dismembered a goat.

Posted by at October 5, 2015 1:39 PM
  

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