NOR WAS THERE A MAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL:

Federal prosecutor Javier De Luca was assigned to the case by Argentina's top appeals court after it had already been rejected by a lower court in February, a decision upheld by a lower appeals court on account of "lack of evidence."

"There has been no crime," De Luca told Reuters. In his official statement, he said his decision was "equivalent to a definitive sentence."

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