October 25, 2014

AND YOU THINK THE COMMENT SECTION ARGUMENTS ARE ANNOYING? (self-reference alert):

So here's the email I got Monday with my marching orders for the week:

Today:
Avery needs to be picked up from school and brought to dance (she said she spoke with you).  I can get her from dance.
Archer has soccer practice at Sachem at 4:30 today
Griffin is going to RVC after school and I will pick him up
 
Tue:
Avery has some Trumbull hall thing at the Haven after school - I'm not sure how she's getting there.  I'll check with her.  She has a trombone lesson at our house later in the afternoon.
Archer may be doing model UN or homework club after school on Tuesday - it's impossible to get info from him so I'll try and get that figured out today.
Griffin is working
Archer has hockey at 5:50
 
Wed:
Avery has voice Wed 2:30-3
Archer has tennis Wed and has a soccer game in Canaan at 5:15.  Will is supposed to be with Archer and you take them to the game.  He may need to leave tennis a bit early.  I will ask your mother to bring him to tennis (I'm at CVH). 
I believe Avery is working on Wed
 
Thur:
Archer may or may not have a music lesson - I have to double check on that one
 
 
Friday and Saturday are problems for Archer - he has soccer games both days at the same time he has hockey.  Friday hockey is a practice.  Saturday is their first hockey game, but it's against Woodstock (so no points and Woodstock usually wins).  I guess it's up to Archer which he would rather do....

So blessed Thursday was going to be the one day I didn't have to squire rugrats around the Upper Valley.  Then this text:

DAUGHTER : Library at 3 please?

FATHER: Why?

D: Because I have dance

F: That's not on the list Mom gave me


D: ....

D: Can you please give me a ride anyway

F: You're not on the schedule

F: If I make an exception for you i have to make them for everyone

F: Soon we have anarchy 

F: Cats and dogs sleeping together

D: DAD

F: Is that what you want? The zombie apocalypse?

D: DAD

F: So you'll take responsibility

D: You're so funny--Thea (on daughter's phone)

D: I hate you-Daughter

F: So, no ride?

D: RIDE

F: From someone you hate?

F: BTW, I can do this all afternoon, I'm waiting for E to clean the house and I'm wicked bored

D: Well I have class in twenty minutes

D: BTW ny friends find you incredibly amusing

F: I'll give them rides

D: Oh my God



FRIDAY:

D: If I go home can you bring me to rehearsal at 3:45

F: Normally I would since you're on the schedule, but yesterday's unscheduled ride cancels today's out....

{sure, c'mon home}

D: It's a good thing you ended with that because I'm about to stab you

F: See, it's anarchy....

D: It's going to be a felony if you don't stop....

F: There are no felonies anymore, all law and order has disappeared... Happy now?



Posted by at October 25, 2014 7:48 AM
  

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