July 4, 2013

FROM THE ARCHIVES: AND NO WIFFLE FOOTBALL:

The 22 Rules of Backyard Wiffle (Jason Gay, 6/30/11, WSJ)

3. Use a Wiffle ball, original brand. Don't be the guy who saves two bucks with the discount "plastic outdoor baseball orb with "Reel-Kurve-Action"--then watches it shatter into 11 pieces on a routine fly out.

4. Buy a backup ball. Don't buy more than two backups--part of Wiffle fun is the panic when you think you can't find the last ball, meaning the game will be over and you're really going to have to watch the slideshow of your sister's vacation to Patagonia.

5. Skinny yellow bats only--no taping, weighting, or curving it under a heat lamp. The fat red bat your nephew just got for his 1st birthday? Put it back in the crib. Jeez.

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[originally posted: 7/02/11]


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