June 10, 2013

NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE:

How George Clooney has inspired cosmetic craze for 'ball ironing'  (SADIE WHITELOCKS, 10 June 2013, Daily Mail)

George Clooney has repeatedly joked that instead of his eyes he gets the skin on his testicles 'ironed' out, but now it appears he's inspired a new craze in Hollywood.

Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie told MailOnline that she added 'Tighten the Tackle' to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it has been a raving success.

Delicately describing the $575 non-surgical treatment, the blonde beautician says it involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum.

With the lights out, who even sees them?

Posted by at June 10, 2013 9:26 PM
  
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