October 27, 2012

THE JUNGLE FEVER STRATEGY:

The Incredible Shrinking President (Mark Steyn, 10/26/12, National Review)

Avoiding the economy and foreign affairs, Obama fell back on Big Bird, and binders, and bayonets, just to name the "B"s in his bonnet. At the second presidential debate, he name-checked Planned Parenthood, the General Motors of the American abortion industry, half a dozen times, desperate to preserve his so-called gender gap. Yet oddly enough, the more furiously Obama and Biden have waved their binders and talked up Sandra Fluke, the more his supposed lead among women has withered away. So now he needs to enthuse the young, who turned out in such numbers for him last time. Hence, the official campaign video (plagiarized from Vladimir Putin of all people) explaining that voting for Obama is like having sex. The saddest thing about that claim is that, for liberals, it may well be true.

Both videos -- the one faking Obamagasm and the one faking a Benghazi pretext -- exemplify the wretched shrinkage that befalls those unable to conceive of anything except in the most self-servingly political terms. Both, in different ways, exemplify why Obama and Biden are unfit for office. One video testifies to a horrible murderous lie at the heart of a head of state's most solemn responsibility, the other to the glib shallow narcissism of a pop-culture presidency, right down to the numbing relentless peer pressure: C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it; why be the last hold-out?

If voting for Obama is like the first time you have sex, it's very difficult to lose your virginity twice. A flailing, pitiful campaign has now adopted Queen Victoria's supposed wedding advice to her daughter: "Lie back and think of England." Lie back and think of America. And then get up and get dressed. Who wants to sleep with a $16 trillion broke loser twice?

But, honestly, isn't it delicious that they're closing with the sort of sexualized black man sub-text that the One's coming was supposed to banish from the Earth?


Posted by at October 27, 2012 8:01 AM
  

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