BUT WE DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO'D VOTE FOR HIM:

In my neck of artisanal, hormone-free Brooklyn, the latest CBS News/New York Times poll, which shows Mitt Scissorhands leading "The First Gay President" by three points, landed with a nasty thud. "I can't believe he might lose," my wife said when she spotted the offending numbers on the Web. "People are really willing to vote for Mitt Romney? They hate Obama so much they'd vote for Romney?"

Evidently so--not that you'd know it from a casual read of the print edition of today's Times. The editors buried the lead in the fifteenth paragraph of a down-page story on A17. (I've got a helpful suggestion: if Romney's ahead in next month's poll, maybe it could go in the Metro section--the one that no longer exists.) Not surprisingly, conservative news sites made rather more of the story. Under the headline "Kaboom: Romney Leads Obama by 3 in New CBS/NYT Poll," Guy Benson, the political editor of Townhall.com, pointed out several other noteworthy findings n the survey, including the facts that Romney leads Obama by two points among women (so much for the gender gap) and seven points among independents. Two thirds of the survey's respondents said the economy was in "very bad" or "fairly bad" shape, and Obama's favorability rating is still stuck in the mid-forties--at forty-five per cent, to be exact.

To add insult to injury, the poll suggested the public is skeptical of Obama's conversion to the cause of legalizing gay marriage.

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