THE MATERIAL WRITES ITSELF:

Just Say No, Christine O’Donnell: An ode to the U.S. Senate candidate from Delaware (GAIL SHISTER, 10/12/2010, Philly Post)

I am not a witch.

I am not an adulterous masturbator.

I am not a wing nut.

I am not lovin’ in the coven.

I did not go to Yale.

I did not go to Oxford.

I did not go to Princeton.

I did not go to Claremont Graduate University.

I did not stiff Fairleigh Dickinson on tuition.