AND HE'S NOT GOING TO DO A DAY OF WORK EITHER:

Colbert teams up with UFW over immigration (AP, 7/09/10)

[T]he host of Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report” teamed up Thursday night with Arturo Rodriguez, the president of the United Farm Workers of America, in a challenge to unemployed Americans: Come on, take our jobs.

The union has been asking Americans to fill out an online form under the banner “I want to be a farm worker” at www.takeourjobs.org.

Rodriguez says that so far just three have responded and were in the fields.

“Make that four,” the comedian replied emphatically.