ISN'T IT A LITTLE LATE...:

Elderly man found in compromising position with vacuum, faces charges (Jennifer Thomas, 6/12/10, azfamily.com)

Following a three-week investigation, Payson police detectives arrested a 94-year-old man for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault and child molestation.

The investigation began after it was alleged that Dale Warren Graham was found in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants, according to Payson Police Chief Donald Engler.

...to tell us that Dyson Ball upright vacuum is a description rather than an instruction?

Posted by Orrin Judd at June 12, 2010 11:53 AM