EVERYTHING BUT THE BUCK TEETH AND THE RUG:

Jimmy Carter + Rod Blagojevich = Barack Obama (Cheri Jacobus, 06/03/10, The Hill)

Obama has big problems. No doubt about that. To be considered as incompetent as Jimmy Carter, and as sleazy as Rod Blagojevich, is no one's idea of "good news" on even the worst of days in the White House.