THE AYATOLLAH IS A GENIUS:

Purdue senior organizes 'Boobquake' demonstration to refute imam's claims (DAVID K. L I, April 23, 2010, NY Post)

Who knew a little jiggle could cause the earth to quake?

An Indiana college student is shaking her fist at an Islamic cleric's kooky claims that scantily clad gals are responsible for temblors -- and is recruiting tens of thousands of women to don "immodest" clothes next week, even at the risk of a rumble.

Purdue University senior Jennifer McCreight is staging "Boobquake" on Monday, asking women of the world to give an eyeful to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.