THE VINNIE BARBARINO DEFENSE:

Greek authorities say crew of oil tanker successfully repels pirate attack off Oman (TOM MALITI , Associated Press)

Pirates fired automatic weapons at the Sikinos and its crew of 24 some 500 miles (800 kilometers) southeast of Oman, according to a Greek coast guard statement. The crew fired flares and used high-pressure hoses to repel the attack and the vessel was continuing toward China.

Hmmm... Navy? Or garden hose?

Posted by Orrin Judd at December 1, 2009 8:01 PM