BUT IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT LINE ON MY RESUME...:

What Obama Really Said Last Night (John R. Guardiano, 12.2.09, American Spectator)

Last night, President Obama delivered an historic speech to the nation and to the world on his plans for Afghanistan. Here, in sum, is what the president said:

I really don't want to be commander-in-chief, but I'll do it if I have to -- at least for a little while, and then we'll see. Just so long as it doesn't cost too much, or take too long, or interfere with my plans to nationalize healthcare and fundamentally change America.