WELL, THAT'S A STICKY WICKET....:

Philanderer suffers superglued penis (Peter Walker, 8/04/09, guardian.co.uk)

A wannabe Don Juan was tempted to a motel in Wisconsin by the prospect of a tryst with one of his numerous lovers. But instead of a night of passion, according to court documents, he found himself confronted by four angry women – among them his wife and another girlfriend – and on the receiving end of a revenge attack grisly enough to make any philanderer think again.

Prosecutors are investigating the convoluted incident that ended with the man tied to a bed with his penis superglued to his stomach, an apparent punishment for his womanising ways. The ambush was said to have been set up by the man's wife after she found out he had cheated on her with a number of other women.

She let him off too lightly.

Posted by Orrin Judd at August 4, 2009 10:12 AM