NOBODY KNOWS:

Obama great-uncle unsure whether to be 'confused or not' (Ben Smith, 8/26/09, Politico)

DANA BASH, CNN SENIOR CONGRESSIONAL CORRESPONDENT: Do you feel like you have a good grasp of what's in the plans for overhauling health care?

RALPH DUNHAM, PRESIDENT OBAMA'S GREAT-UNCLE: No, I don't, because the thing is over a 1,000 pages long, and the House and the Senate are going to straighten out the two bills. And nobody knows what's going to be in it, I don't think.