HECK, PAM ANDERSON COULD STOP THESE CLOWNS:

Barbed Wire - Low-Tech Defence Against Pirates: I dare the pirates to crawl over razor wire in the clothes they wear, Per Gullestrup, chief executive of Danish Clipper Projects said. (Javno, 7/29/09)

Razor-sharp barbed wire strung along the deck railings of vessels can be an effective, low-cost foil to pirates at sea, and shipowners should adopt it widely, a Danish shipping executive said on Thursday.