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U.S. Crew Beats Back Somali Pirates (CBS News, April 8, 2009)

The crew of a hijacked U.S. cargo ship overpowered Somali pirates and regained control of at least part the vessel, military sources told CBS News national security correspondent David Martin.

The sources told CBS News that crew members threw three pirates overboard and took another one into custody.